Supporting American Values, MAGA organizations, and President Trump
Your purchases raise funds to defend and promote our way of life. ..and to help us keep our kids out of woke schools!
Moisturizing Lotions
Our Moisturizing Lotions begin with a simple formula that avoids petroleum products, parabens, and chemical additives. We add avocado, sesame, and sunflower oils to create a light, vanishing non-greasy way to moisturize the skin.
Shea Butter Soaps
Absolute Patriots Shea Butter Bar Soaps are perfect for those who want to use a high quality, all natural soap without any extras: No dyes, colorants, parabens or surfactants. Just a high quality way to clean and moisturize your skin. Like all our products, we make our bars in the USA with ingredients sourced in the USA.
Hand & Body Washes
Absolute Patriots Hand and Body Wash has a silky luxurious feel that leaves skin clean without using any of the damaging sulfates, surfactants, or detergents used in most liquid products. We add vegetable-based glycerin, which both helps to draws moisture up through the skin and slow drying of the skin. It is perfect for those with sensitive skin and a little goes a long way!
Our Guarantee
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Made in America
Our products are made in America with American pride and values.
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Fast & Free Shipping
Orders over $75 qualify for Free Shipping. All orders are shipped via USPS Priority mail.
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Quality Ingredients
No parabens, sulfates, phthalates, triclosan or similar ingredients. We make our products from the highest quality ingredients.
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Cruelty Free
We don't test on animals. When using the highest quality ingredients there's really no need. But we wouldn't anyway.